Because he's way too overinvested in knowing everything. You know that's why most of his ex-girlfriends broke up with him, right?
[ He feels like that's a story he would have told them if he were that good of friends with them. But maybe the subject had just never come up? Who knows? ]
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Yup. Pretty sure he has profiles on everyone here. Not sure how he manages to find the time to do it, but he does.
[ It's pretty impressive. Zell doesn't have the attention for it. He just stores it all in his head and hopes he gets it right. ]
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[ He feels like that's a story he would have told them if he were that good of friends with them. But maybe the subject had just never come up? Who knows? ]
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[ Private time was happening. ]
Pretty sure if it was legal he would marry his PHS.
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[ What even has this conversation turned into? He's not sure, but he's laughing all the same. ]
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[ He couldn't help but to snicker at his own joke. ]
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Terrible enough to get a chuckle going of his own. ]
Yeah, I'm pretty good missing that call.