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((OOC: Zell may show messages to Jim Hawkins. If you do not want Jim to see/know, then please let me know.))

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[heroproceeding]

Close enough! [ No, it's not, Zack. It's really not.

...But at least he's older than Jim. THERE'S SOME SILVER LINING HERE, RIGHT? ]

-But, uh. Kunsel.. Kunsel said it's been five years since he last saw me and I guess there was even more time that passed before that.

[ Which from the sound of his voice... that's still just fucking nuts to him, okay. HE DID NOT SIGN UP TO DO THE TIME WARP. ]

[swatsflies]

not close enough. That's almost ten years! [ And a beat. ] Maybe Jim should count as older. He has more experience for sure. [ Zack is getting demoted to youngest. ]

Five years, huh? [ Trying to fit that together with what he knows. ] Sounds like he just list his memories of this place then. While you lost...

[ A LOT MORE. ]

[heroproceeding]

Nine months.. yeah. That's what Jim was saying.

[ And he sounds awfully sheepish to repeat that. Nine months... is a long time, even if it sounds like nothing compared to years. Because it's nine months away from everything he knows. They aren't even on Gaia apparently. ]

But hey, that's more than close enough if you ask me.

[swatsflies]

He can be your mentor until you remember everything.

[ Teach him the ropes again. It might help both of them out for the time being. ]

Kunsel probably has a million notes stored on his tablet. You know, he did save all of those fan mails. You should ask him who was helping get the scoop on you. [ SPOILERS: it's kunsel ]

[heroproceeding]

[ His mentor. The idea of someone who's supposed to be his junior usually being his mentor just sounds even weirder. Weird enough for him to raise a brow. ]

...Yeah, Kunsel should have a lot of notes if he's been around here a long time, too. There's no way he wouldn't. That's just Kuns.

[swatsflies]

[ In mother Norfinbury the teens teach you. ]

Yup. Pretty sure he has profiles on everyone here. Not sure how he manages to find the time to do it, but he does.

[ It's pretty impressive. Zell doesn't have the attention for it. He just stores it all in his head and hopes he gets it right. ]

[heroproceeding]

Because he's way too overinvested in knowing everything. You know that's why most of his ex-girlfriends broke up with him, right?

[ He feels like that's a story he would have told them if he were that good of friends with them. But maybe the subject had just never come up? Who knows? ]

[swatsflies]

Yup! And he wouldn't put his phone down even when...

[ Private time was happening. ]

Pretty sure if it was legal he would marry his PHS.

[heroproceeding]

Which is a good thing it's not 'cause as much as I love him, there's no way I'm being someone's best man in their PHS wedding!

[ What even has this conversation turned into? He's not sure, but he's laughing all the same. ]

[swatsflies]

Yeah, it certainly would be pretty phoney, huh?

[ He couldn't help but to snicker at his own joke. ]

[heroproceeding]

[ Zell, that was terrible.

Terrible enough to get a chuckle going of his own. ]

Yeah, I'm pretty good missing that call.